youngvlcanoes:

I just did 20 sit ups yo where are my abs

under your fat

(via trust)

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

(via trust)

"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via justmakemexscream)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via horror-after-another)

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via asian)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image

(via pizza)

+ Load More Posts