deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via pizza)

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: thotbots, via trust)

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

(via asian)

blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

(Source: queenacrossthewaters, via gnarly)

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via asian)

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(Source: confirmance, via trust)

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